Reina Cardinas is a Spanish girl who helps her father and uncle in their paella van. The two took on Reina after she was expelled from her third school; in summer she assists them prepare paella at summer festivals in the UK and in Europe, and in winter she returns home to see her mother and brothers.
At the Rebel Tea Party Reina enters the topless competition in the Flesh Tent and tries to steal the prize money after a fight breaks out between the Brigands and Satan's Prodigy, but is attacked by the compere when she can't find her t-shirt. James overpowers the compere and gives her his t-shirt to protect her modesty. As thanks, Reina takes him back to her caravan and sleeps with him, but kicks him out afterwards to go back to work in the van.